DARE: Ranch Cookies

The other day, I was thinking, "What food is truly American?" I thought of ranch salad dressing. Do you remember a time when ranch salad dressing didn't exist? I do. And then, it seemed overnight, ranch dressing was everywhere. I don't know how those folks at this super secret valley located somewhere out West, I assume, pulled that off. I'm sure it involved a silencing of the Thousand Island Conglomerate. Anyway, I thought "Why don't I make a ranch flavored cookie? I mean, people seem to like ranch dressing. I like ranch dressing. I like cookies. Sounds good to me." Of course, you should know that I have no common sense. None at all.

These SAVORY cookies have all the flavors you expect from a cookie...that tastes like ranch dressing. You will receive 4 ranch cookies, that you can eat with a variety of things. Perhaps you can eat it with baby cut carrots. Or maybe you can eat them with Buffalo wings? The sky's the limit with ranch!

Ingredients:

Flour, butter, sugar, eggs, whole milk powder, baking soda, dried herbs, garlic powder, onion powder, vinegar, lemon juice, lime juice, lemon zest, sea salt.